The vendors who miss nothing, always pressing forward with postcards of Tian'anmen or The Great Wall, not to be put off by pretenses of only speaking German.
Back alleys called hutongs, where men slap and smack noodles, then give them a final, snapping twist on a floured surface in preparation for soup.
The street to our hostel is such an alley, without the shops but with the jackhammers that start each morning at 6:30 and continue until 10:30 p.m., sometimes later.
All of this has been my world for a month. It is a short time in Beijing, but long in the life of the typical two weeks-off-per-year American. Some think it's quite a while to stay in a hostel but at only $5 per day, it's a good deal.
I've seen all the typical tourist destinations: the Summer Palace, Forbidden City, hiked 10 km of the Great Wall. Gasped at the exquisite professionalism of the Chinese acrobats in pretty pink, blue and white costumes, clambering from thirty bicycles onto one in the blink of an eye.
Ate too many jioazi, or dumplings, at the Donghuamen Night Market, and avoided the sparrow-on-a-stick. Received wrong change twice at the same market, and saw a friend receive incorrect change again the next night. In both cases, the change given was the half-yuan bill, not the five-yuan bill required; both read "5" but the half-yuan is visibly smaller in size.
Thought to self, Beijing is so wonderfully safe, but heard about people who noticed the sound of zips and apprehended thieves, and others who didn't hear in time. Had friends whose cellphones were stolen on the subway or coming from the airport, possibly contributing to the healthy supply of 250 yuan ($30) mobiles available on the local market. Wore my knapsack on my front.
Once, in a regrettable incident, shouted at a vendor selling fried banana cake balls at the Night Market, when she tried to charge me 20 yuan ($2.50), which I knew was far above the local price.
However, paid more than the going rate for an embarrassingly cheesy T-shirt reading, "I Climbed the Great Wall," partly because I felt that the Mongolian seller (a rosy-cheeked farmer woman hiking the broken bricks of the Wall in flat-soled Keds-type sneakers) genuinely needed the money, but mainly because the Italian tourist next to me had bought a shirt already and the vendor pressured me to buy "like my friend," and, for that moment, I couldn't see putting up a fight over an exchange rate that was hopelessly in my favor.
Marveled at the differences in prices. Twenty yuan is: half of my night's rent at the hostel; four yuan more than a regular small coffee at (gasp) Starbucks -- where I sometimes go here, contrary to any routine I had in the States, because Chinese culture specializes in tea but not coffee, and I'd rather get full-fuel at Starbucks than watery KFC or McDonald's coffee -- ten 550-milliliter Yangling beers from the hostel refrigerator (arguably better than Budweiser, for what that's worth); two, three or even six meals at certain noodle places in the hutongs; Kungpao chicken, rice and a yuan in change at a moderate-level restaurant; ten yuan short of a one-way soft seat train ride to Tianjin, a thriving city an hour and a half south of Beijing; four Chinese bread pastries with mystery fillings that include sausages, super-sweet almond paste and Indian curry, at a chain called Bread Talk; four bowls of noodles or eight triangles of sticky rice with vegetables and MSG, wrapped in green leaves, at none other than 7-Eleven, which seems popular with the Chinese middle class and has nary a Slurpee in sight.
I tried to speak words from my Rough Guide phrasebook, but had more success in showing people the Chinese characters. Was excited when people read them and stated the word approvingly and emphatically. "JAH-gurr" was "price," for instance. Tried to get the four tones right, the pronunciations that make a single word have four meanings.
One friend who had four months' worth of Chinese language gained so much entry at noodle shops and other back-street gatherings; people talked delightedly to him, offering better prices, questions about his country and suggestions of sweet pastries.
When I was out and about, people often peered over my shoulder at what I was doing, or looked into my face scrutinizingly. Other times I watched people shout at each other, then burst into laughter.
As smiling people laughed, called to me, and hung about to question and tease in a language I did not understand, I felt that being included in a group here might be easier than anywhere else. (It's true, though, that some places, such as certain hotels, still don't allow foreigners.)
On a shuttle bus, I clicked through photos on my digital camera while the middle-aged business man beside me leaned into my shoulder to see pals from my Hainan Island hostel, then flipped open his mobile phone to display pictures of a very pretty woman, much younger than he, playing with a toddler.
So much to know, and so much to want to know, here in China.
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